Couldn't give a flying flamingo Unisex Hoodie
The phrase Parliament gave us during the bleakest of times. The irreverent British political hoodie for people who found the whole thing faintly ridiculous, appreciated Bercow's commitment to the bit, and refuse to pretend otherwise. Couldn't give a flying flamingo — and this hoodie can't either.
50% cotton, 50% polyester · Double-lined hood · Double-needle stitching throughout · Air-jet spun yarn · 1×1 athletic rib knit cuffs and waistband with spandex · Front pouch pocket
Made to order
Every VBP item is made to order.
Size guide
This one measures differently to our standard tee, so check the full chart before ordering. If you are between sizes, or you want it looser, size up.
Delivery
Free to the UK and the EU, with no minimum spend. £3.95 to the rest of Europe and £8.95 to the rest of the world. We ship to more than 40 countries.
Because everything is made to order, allow 3 to 5 working days before your order leaves us. You get a tracking link the moment it ships.
If it does not fit
Get in touch and we will sort it out. Have a look at the size guide before you order if you are unsure, and remember the measurements are of the garment rather than of you.
Washing it
Machine wash cold and inside out, then tumble dry low or hang it up. Do that and the design will outlast the government that inspired it.
About Very Brexit Problems
VBP started in 2016, on the day the country voted to make itself poorer and called it sovereignty. What began as a way of coping turned into a community of hundreds of thousands of people who never stopped believing Britain belongs in Europe.
Every design starts the same way. Something absurd happens, somebody has to say so, and a shirt says it for a good deal longer than a tweet does. Mocking the con since 2016.
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