Man in a black heather Still European t-shirt on a riverside walkway, Very Brexit Problems

Still European Unisex T-Shirt

Black Heather / S
£25.95 GBP
Sale price  £25.95 GBP Regular price 

Still European Unisex T-Shirt

£25.95 GBP
Sale price  £25.95 GBP Regular price 
ColourBlack Heather
Size Size guide
In stock, made to order
Expected delivery
  • EU (Finland)23 to 29 Septemberfree
  • UK23 to 29 Septemberfree
  • Free UK and EU delivery, no minimum spend
  • 30 day returns
  • Made to order on OEKO-TEX certified fabric
  • Machine wash cold, inside out
  • 2 for £49, 3 for £69, taken off at checkout

More Brexit problems

What people buy alongside this one.

They voted. They left. And yet.

Identity doesn't dissolve on a fixed date. Culture doesn't respect referendum results. The music you listen to, the languages you speak, the friends you've made across the continent, the instinct that borders are something to cross rather than something to hide behind. None of that got loaded onto a ferry and shipped back in January 2021. You were European before, you're European now and no amount of red tape, border checks or blue passports changes that.

Still European. Still here. Still wearing it.

The design

Two words in heavy condensed capitals, with a full stop. STILL EUROPEAN. The full stop is the point. It isn't a debate, it's a statement of fact, and the sentence has already finished.

An anti-Brexit t-shirt that isn't sulking

There is a difference between grievance and refusal. Grievance is a man in a pub explaining the single market to nobody. Refusal is quieter and considerably more annoying to the people who wanted you to move on. This shirt is the second one.

It reads clearly from across a room, which is the only real technical requirement a slogan t-shirt has.

Still European or Proud European?

This one is a correction. It says nothing actually changed. The Proud European t-shirt is a declaration, with the twelve gold stars of the EU flag. Same politics, different tone of voice.

More for people who never got over it

The rest of the Rejoin collection is here, the best sellers are here, and if you are in a less diplomatic mood, so is the Resist collection.

Size guide
Unisex t-shirt size guide showing length, width and chest measurements in inches and centimetres
SizeLength (cm)Width (cm)Length (in)Width (in)
S71462818
M74512920
L76563022
XL79613124
2XL81663226

Measurements are of the garment laid flat, not of the body. Length runs from the highest point of the shoulder to the hem, and width straight across the chest one inch below the armhole. Regular unisex fit, true to size. If you are between sizes, or you want it looser, size up.

See the full sizing chart

Delivery and returns

Free to the UK and the EU, with no minimum spend. £3.95 to the rest of Europe, North America, Australia and New Zealand, and £8.95 to the rest of the world. We ship to more than 40 countries.

Everything is made to order, so most orders arrive within 3 to 7 business days. You get a tracking link the moment it ships.

You have 30 days from the day it arrives to send it back, unworn and in its packaging. Email hello@verybrexitproblems.com and we will send you the instructions. If you have simply changed your mind the return postage is yours. If it arrives damaged or it is not what you ordered, send us a photo and we will replace it or refund it at our cost, postage included.

Care and materials

Machine wash cold and inside out, then tumble dry low or hang it up. Do that and the design will outlast the government that inspired it.

100% combed and ring-spun cotton, pre-shrunk and side-seamed, with shoulder-to-shoulder taping so it holds its shape. The fabric is OEKO-TEX certified, which means it is tested free from harmful substances and safe against your skin. Every shirt is made to order in small numbers rather than mass produced and left in a warehouse.

About Very Brexit Problems

VBP started in 2016, on the day the country voted to make itself poorer and called it sovereignty. What began as a way of coping turned into a community of hundreds of thousands of people who never stopped believing Britain belongs in Europe.

Every design starts the same way. Something absurd happens, somebody has to say so, and a shirt says it for a good deal longer than a tweet does. Mocking the con since 2016.

Man in a black heather Still European t-shirt on a riverside walkway, Very Brexit Problems