Count Me In Unisex T-Shirt

Count me in.

On 7 July 2026, Nigel Farage resigned as MP for Clacton, two years after winning it, with a Commons standards process closing in over an undeclared £5 million gift from a crypto investor. The by-election on 13 August drew 34 candidates, the most in any UK parliamentary election on record. Labour, the Conservatives, the Liberal Democrats and the Greens are not among them.

Four national parties looked at Clacton and decided to sit this one out. A man with a wheelie bin on his head looked at it and put his name down. In 2024 he stood for Mayor of London and finished ahead of Britain First, so he has form.

Count me in.

This is the shirt for anyone who thinks a ballot paper deserves an answer, even when the serious parties have gone quiet. It also makes a dependable gift for the friend who has never missed a vote in their life and is not about to start now.

The front print keeps it simple: three words and a wheelie bin, which between them say more than most manifestos. Printed in Europe on a unisex Bella and Canvas 3001 tee using direct to garment printing that stays soft and won't crack or peel. The fabric is 100% combed and ring-spun cotton at 142 g/m² with shoulder-to-shoulder taping, side seams and a pre-shrunk regular fit that suits everyone. Available in white, pink, yellow, black and navy.

Size guide

About Very Brexit Problems

VBP started in 2016, on the day the country voted to make itself poorer and called it sovereignty. What began as a way of coping became a community of hundreds of thousands who never stopped believing Britain belongs in Europe. Every design starts the same way: something absurd happens, somebody has to say so, and a t-shirt says it longer than a tweet does. Mocking the con since 2016.

Frequently Asked Questions

Where do you ship?
We ship across the UK, Europe and worldwide. UK shipping is free.

How long does delivery take?
We ship all orders within 3 to 5 business days, with a tracking link sent as soon as your order ships. UK delivery is free.

What if the size doesn't fit?
Get in touch and we'll sort it out. Check the size guide above before ordering if you're unsure.

How should I wash it?
Machine wash cold and inside out, then tumble dry low or hang to dry. The print stays sharp for years that way.

Is it ethically made?
Every item is printed to order using DTG technology on OEKO-TEX certified blanks, so nothing is mass produced and left in a warehouse.

The shirt itself

This is not a novelty shirt that goes stiff and sad after one wash. The design is printed straight into the fabric, so it stays soft and won't crack, peel or fade the way a pressed-on transfer does. The blanks are OEKO-TEX certified, tested free from harmful substances. Every shirt is printed to order rather than mass produced, so what arrives was made for you and built to outlast the member for Clacton.