Count Me In Unisex T-Shirt
Black / S
£25.95 GBP
Sale price
£25.95 GBP
Regular price
Count Me In Unisex T-Shirt
£25.95 GBP
Sale price
£25.95 GBP
Regular price
Count me in.
On 7 July 2026, Nigel Farage resigned as MP for Clacton, two years after winning it, with a Commons standards process closing in over an undeclared £5 million gift from a crypto investor. The by-election on 13 August drew 34 candidates, the most in any UK parliamentary election on record. Labour, the Conservatives, the Liberal Democrats and the Greens are not among them.
Four national parties looked at Clacton and decided to sit this one out. A man with a wheelie bin on his head looked at it and put his name down. In 2024 he stood for Mayor of London and finished ahead of Britain First, so he has form.
Count me in.
This is the shirt for anyone who thinks a ballot paper deserves an answer, even when the serious parties have gone quiet. It also makes a dependable gift for the friend who has never missed a vote in their life and is not about to start now.
The front design keeps it simple: three words and a wheelie bin, which between them say more than most manifestos. Made to order on a unisex Bella and Canvas 3001 tee, with a design that stays soft and won't crack or peel. The fabric is 100% combed and ring-spun cotton at 142 g/m² with shoulder-to-shoulder taping, side seams and a pre-shrunk regular fit that suits everyone. Available in white, pink, yellow, black and navy.
Made to order
Every VBP t-shirt is made to order. They are 100% combed and ring-spun cotton, OEKO-TEX certified, tested free from harmful substances. Pre-shrunk and side-seamed, with shoulder-to-shoulder taping and a regular unisex fit that suits everyone.
Size guide
| Size | Length (cm) | Width (cm) | Length (in) | Width (in) |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| S | 71 | 46 | 28 | 18 |
| M | 74 | 51 | 29 | 20 |
| L | 76 | 56 | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 79 | 61 | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 81 | 66 | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 84 | 71 | 33 | 28 |
Measurements are of the garment laid flat, not of the body. Length runs from the highest point of the shoulder to the hem, and width straight across the chest one inch below the armhole. The sizes you can actually order are the ones in the dropdown above. If you are between sizes, or you want it looser, size up.
Delivery
Free to the UK and the EU, with no minimum spend. £3.95 to the rest of Europe and £8.95 to the rest of the world. We ship to more than 40 countries.
Because everything is made to order, allow 3 to 5 working days before your order leaves us. You get a tracking link the moment it ships.
If it does not fit
Get in touch and we will sort it out. Have a look at the size guide before you order if you are unsure, and remember the measurements are of the garment rather than of you.
Washing it
Machine wash cold and inside out, then tumble dry low or hang it up. Do that and the design will outlast the government that inspired it.
About Very Brexit Problems
VBP started in 2016, on the day the country voted to make itself poorer and called it sovereignty. What began as a way of coping turned into a community of hundreds of thousands of people who never stopped believing Britain belongs in Europe.
Every design starts the same way. Something absurd happens, somebody has to say so, and a shirt says it for a good deal longer than a tweet does. Mocking the con since 2016.
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