Not a Brexit Supporter Unisex T-Shirt

I think, therefore I am not a Brexit supporter.

Descartes published the original in 1637: doubt everything, then reason your way forward. Britain ran the experiment in reverse in 2016. It was promised £350 million a week for the NHS, the easiest trade deal in history and sunlit uplands. It got customs paperwork, a smaller economy and a queue at Dover with its own traffic management system.

Every forecast the so-called experts made has aged better than every promise the winners made. Thinking, it turns out, was the option on the ballot nobody printed.

I think, therefore I am not a Brexit supporter.

The original of the I Think Therefore series and still the most direct. It makes a fine gift for anyone who read the small print in 2016 and has spent nine years politely not saying I told you so.

The front print states the syllogism plainly. Printed in Europe on a unisex Bella and Canvas 3001 tee using direct to garment printing that stays soft and won't crack or peel. The fabric is 100% combed and ring-spun cotton at 142 g/m² with shoulder-to-shoulder taping, side seams and a pre-shrunk regular fit that suits everyone. Available in White, Yellow, Black, Navy and Red.

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About Very Brexit Problems

VBP started in 2016, on the day the country voted to make itself poorer and called it sovereignty. What began as a way of coping became a community of hundreds of thousands who never stopped believing Britain belongs in Europe. Every design starts the same way: something absurd happens, somebody has to say so, and a t-shirt says it longer than a tweet does. Mocking the con since 2016.

Frequently Asked Questions

Where do you ship?
We ship across the UK, Europe and worldwide. UK shipping is free.

How long does delivery take?
We ship all orders within 3 to 5 business days, with a tracking link sent as soon as your order ships. UK delivery is free.

What if the size doesn't fit?
Get in touch and we'll sort it out. Check the size guide above before ordering if you're unsure.

How should I wash it?
Machine wash cold and inside out, then tumble dry low or hang to dry. The print stays sharp for years that way.

Is it ethically made?
Every item is printed to order using DTG technology on OEKO-TEX certified blanks, so nothing is mass produced and left in a warehouse.

The shirt itself

This is not a novelty shirt that goes stiff and sad after one wash. The design is printed straight into the fabric, so it stays soft and won't crack, peel or fade the way a pressed-on transfer does. The blanks are OEKO-TEX certified, tested free from harmful substances. Every shirt is printed to order rather than mass produced, so what arrives was made for you and built to outlast the sunlit uplands.