Woman in a white I Think Therefore I Am Not a Reform Voter t-shirt in a pub beer garden, Very Brexit Problems

I Think Therefore I Am Not a Reform Voter Unisex T-Shirt

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£25.95 GBP
£25.95 GBP
I Think Therefore I Am Not a Reform Voter Unisex T-Shirt

I Think Therefore I Am Not a Reform Voter Unisex T-Shirt

£25.95 GBP
£25.95 GBP
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Free UK and EU delivery No minimum spend · ships to 40+ countries · £3.95 rest of Europe · £8.95 worldwide

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I think, therefore I am not a Reform voter.

In November 2025 the Parliamentary Commissioner for Standards found that Reform's leader had breached the MPs' Code of Conduct seventeen times, filing more than £380,000 of outside earnings late. He apologised, took full responsibility, and then explained he had been let down by a very senior member of staff. The party of personal accountability blamed the intern.

Descartes worked out the basics in 1637. Think first, conclude second. Apply the method to a party whose flagship policy is whatever its leader said most recently, and the conclusion prints itself.

This is the shirt for anyone who reads past the headline. It also makes an outstanding gift for the relative who says he speaks his mind, as though that were a qualification.

The front design states the syllogism plainly. Made to order on a unisex Bella and Canvas 3001 tee, with a design that stays soft and won't crack or peel. The fabric is 100% combed and ring-spun cotton at 142 g/m² with shoulder-to-shoulder taping, side seams and a pre-shrunk regular fit that suits everyone. Available in white, yellow, pink, black, navy and red.
Made to order

Every VBP t-shirt is made to order. They are 100% combed and ring-spun cotton, OEKO-TEX certified, tested free from harmful substances. Pre-shrunk and side-seamed, with shoulder-to-shoulder taping and a regular unisex fit that suits everyone.

Size guide
SizeLength (cm)Width (cm)Length (in)Width (in)
S71462818
M74512920
L76563022
XL79613124
2XL81663226
3XL84713328

Measurements are of the garment laid flat, not of the body. Length runs from the highest point of the shoulder to the hem, and width straight across the chest one inch below the armhole. The sizes you can actually order are the ones in the dropdown above. If you are between sizes, or you want it looser, size up.

See the full sizing chart

Delivery

Free to the UK and the EU, with no minimum spend. £3.95 to the rest of Europe and £8.95 to the rest of the world. We ship to more than 40 countries.

Because everything is made to order, allow 3 to 5 working days before your order leaves us. You get a tracking link the moment it ships.

If it does not fit

Get in touch and we will sort it out. Have a look at the size guide before you order if you are unsure, and remember the measurements are of the garment rather than of you.

Washing it

Machine wash cold and inside out, then tumble dry low or hang it up. Do that and the design will outlast the government that inspired it.

About Very Brexit Problems

VBP started in 2016, on the day the country voted to make itself poorer and called it sovereignty. What began as a way of coping turned into a community of hundreds of thousands of people who never stopped believing Britain belongs in Europe.

Every design starts the same way. Something absurd happens, somebody has to say so, and a shirt says it for a good deal longer than a tweet does. Mocking the con since 2016.

Original British design

True to size · S–2XL

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Woman in a white I Think Therefore I Am Not a Reform Voter t-shirt in a pub beer garden, Very Brexit Problems
  • Woman in a white I Think Therefore I Am Not a Reform Voter t-shirt in a pub beer garden, Very Brexit Problems
  • Woman in a red I Think Therefore I Am Not a Reform Voter t-shirt in a park
  • Man in a yellow I Think Therefore I Am Not a Reform Voter t-shirt in a park at golden hour, Very Brexit Problems
  • Woman in a pink I Think Therefore I Am Not a Reform Voter t-shirt outside a launderette, Very Brexit Problems
  • Man in a black I Think Therefore I Am Not a Reform Voter t-shirt on a canal towpath, Very Brexit Problems
  • Man in a navy I Think Therefore I Am Not a Reform Voter t-shirt at a bowls club, Very Brexit Problems
  • I Think Therefore I Am Not a Reform Voter print filling the frame on pink cotton fabric, Very Brexit Problems
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  • Unisex t-shirt size guide showing length, width and chest measurements in inches and centimetres
  • Woman in a white I Think Therefore I Am Not a Reform Voter t-shirt in a pub beer garden, Very Brexit Problems
  • Woman in a red I Think Therefore I Am Not a Reform Voter t-shirt in a park
  • Man in a yellow I Think Therefore I Am Not a Reform Voter t-shirt in a park at golden hour, Very Brexit Problems
  • Woman in a pink I Think Therefore I Am Not a Reform Voter t-shirt outside a launderette, Very Brexit Problems
  • Man in a black I Think Therefore I Am Not a Reform Voter t-shirt on a canal towpath, Very Brexit Problems
  • Man in a navy I Think Therefore I Am Not a Reform Voter t-shirt at a bowls club, Very Brexit Problems
  • I Think Therefore I Am Not a Reform Voter print filling the frame on pink cotton fabric, Very Brexit Problems
  • Product mockup
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  • Unisex t-shirt size guide showing length, width and chest measurements in inches and centimetres
  • 5 stars: 6 (86%)
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SJ

Brilliant shirt. Gets a lot of comments whenever I wear it.

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Martin M

Good quality and the message says exactly what I wanted it to say.

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Goldie

Love it!!! (My dad didn't ) Lovely shade of pink and soft and comfy in this summer heat.

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Petra

v good fit with nice colour and perfect way of showing off my attitude to people I'd rather avoid

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Megan S

Really nice shirt. Feels very light and comfy and print looks good too... also made my boyfriend laugh out :)

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Helen

Really pleased with this. Comfortable fit and very funny.

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DT James

Great design. Sizing was spot on and it arrived quickly.

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