Not a Daily Mail Reader Unisex T-Shirt
White / XS
£25.95 GBP
Sale price
£25.95 GBP
Regular price
Not a Daily Mail Reader Unisex T-Shirt
£25.95 GBP
Sale price
£25.95 GBP
Regular price
I think, therefore I am not a Daily Mail reader.
In January 1934 the Daily Mail ran the headline Hurrah for the Blackshirts, its owner Lord Rothermere lending Britain's biggest paper to Oswald Mosley's fascists. In November 2016 it put three High Court judges on the front page under the words Enemies of the People, because they had ruled that Parliament should vote on Brexit. Eighty-two years apart. Same instinct.
In between it has blamed most of what ails Britain on migrants, single mothers, the unemployed, the EU and people who eat lunch. The one constant suspect it has never investigated is the paper itself.
I think, therefore I am not a Daily Mail reader.
This is the shirt for anyone who prefers their news without a villain of the week. It also makes a pointed gift for the relative whose worldview arrives on the doormat every morning.
The front print states the syllogism plainly. Printed in Europe on a unisex Bella and Canvas 3001 tee using direct to garment printing that stays soft and won't crack or peel. The fabric is 100% combed and ring-spun cotton at 142 g/m² with shoulder-to-shoulder taping, side seams and a pre-shrunk regular fit that suits everyone. Available in White, Yellow, Black, Navy and Red.
Size guide
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4-94 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5-104.1 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7-114.3 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 127-134.6 |
About Very Brexit Problems
VBP started in 2016, on the day the country voted to make itself poorer and called it sovereignty. What began as a way of coping became a community of hundreds of thousands who never stopped believing Britain belongs in Europe. Every design starts the same way: something absurd happens, somebody has to say so, and a t-shirt says it longer than a tweet does. Mocking the con since 2016.
Frequently Asked Questions
Where do you ship?
We ship across the UK, Europe and worldwide. UK shipping is free.
How long does delivery take?
We ship all orders within 3 to 5 business days, with a tracking link sent as soon as your order ships. UK delivery is free.
What if the size doesn't fit?
Get in touch and we'll sort it out. Check the size guide above before ordering if you're unsure.
How should I wash it?
Machine wash cold and inside out, then tumble dry low or hang to dry. The print stays sharp for years that way.
Is it ethically made?
Every item is printed to order using DTG technology on OEKO-TEX certified blanks, so nothing is mass produced and left in a warehouse.
The shirt itself
This is not a novelty shirt that goes stiff and sad after one wash. The design is printed straight into the fabric, so it stays soft and won't crack, peel or fade the way a pressed-on transfer does. The blanks are OEKO-TEX certified, tested free from harmful substances. Every shirt is printed to order rather than mass produced, so what arrives was made for you and built to outlast tomorrow's front page.
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