Not a Daily Mail Reader Unisex T-Shirt
White / XS
£25.95 GBP
Sale price
£25.95 GBP
Regular price
Not a Daily Mail Reader Unisex T-Shirt
£25.95 GBP
Sale price
£25.95 GBP
Regular price
I think, therefore I am not a Daily Mail reader.
In January 1934 the Daily Mail ran the headline Hurrah for the Blackshirts, its owner Lord Rothermere lending Britain's biggest paper to Oswald Mosley's fascists. In November 2016 it put three High Court judges on the front page under the words Enemies of the People, because they had ruled that Parliament should vote on Brexit. Eighty-two years apart. Same instinct.
In between it has blamed most of what ails Britain on migrants, single mothers, the unemployed, the EU and people who eat lunch. The one constant suspect it has never investigated is the paper itself.
I think, therefore I am not a Daily Mail reader.
This is the shirt for anyone who prefers their news without a villain of the week. It also makes a pointed gift for the relative whose worldview arrives on the doormat every morning.
The front design states the syllogism plainly. Made to order on a unisex Bella and Canvas 3001 tee, with a design that stays soft and won't crack or peel. The fabric is 100% combed and ring-spun cotton at 142 g/m² with shoulder-to-shoulder taping, side seams and a pre-shrunk regular fit that suits everyone. Available in White, Yellow, Black, Navy and Red.
Made to order
Every VBP t-shirt is made to order. They are 100% combed and ring-spun cotton, OEKO-TEX certified, tested free from harmful substances. Pre-shrunk and side-seamed, with shoulder-to-shoulder taping and a regular unisex fit that suits everyone.
Size guide
| Size | Length (cm) | Width (cm) | Length (in) | Width (in) |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| S | 71 | 46 | 28 | 18 |
| M | 74 | 51 | 29 | 20 |
| L | 76 | 56 | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 79 | 61 | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 81 | 66 | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 84 | 71 | 33 | 28 |
Measurements are of the garment laid flat, not of the body. Length runs from the highest point of the shoulder to the hem, and width straight across the chest one inch below the armhole. The sizes you can actually order are the ones in the dropdown above. If you are between sizes, or you want it looser, size up.
Delivery
Free to the UK and the EU, with no minimum spend. £3.95 to the rest of Europe and £8.95 to the rest of the world. We ship to more than 40 countries.
Because everything is made to order, allow 3 to 5 working days before your order leaves us. You get a tracking link the moment it ships.
If it does not fit
Get in touch and we will sort it out. Have a look at the size guide before you order if you are unsure, and remember the measurements are of the garment rather than of you.
Washing it
Machine wash cold and inside out, then tumble dry low or hang it up. Do that and the design will outlast the government that inspired it.
About Very Brexit Problems
VBP started in 2016, on the day the country voted to make itself poorer and called it sovereignty. What began as a way of coping turned into a community of hundreds of thousands of people who never stopped believing Britain belongs in Europe.
Every design starts the same way. Something absurd happens, somebody has to say so, and a shirt says it for a good deal longer than a tweet does. Mocking the con since 2016.
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