Bollocks to Bullshit Unisex T-Shirt
Athletic Heather / S
£25.95 GBP
Sale price
£25.95 GBP
Regular price
Bollocks to Bullshit Unisex T-Shirt
£25.95 GBP
Sale price
£25.95 GBP
Regular price
The heir to a shirt that sold rather well, updated for a target that has widened considerably.
Bollocks to Brexit had one subject. This one has a queue. The man on the telly explaining that the flooding is the fault of a wind turbine. The party leader whose costings were done on a napkin. The relative who has done his own research and would like to take you through it.
Stencilled, sprayed and entirely unsubtle, because some positions do not benefit from nuance.
Say it once and save yourself the evening.
Made to order
Every VBP t-shirt is made to order. They are 100% combed and ring-spun cotton, OEKO-TEX certified, tested free from harmful substances. Pre-shrunk and side-seamed, with shoulder-to-shoulder taping and a regular unisex fit that suits everyone.
Size guide
| Size | Length (cm) | Width (cm) | Length (in) | Width (in) |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| S | 71 | 46 | 28 | 18 |
| M | 74 | 51 | 29 | 20 |
| L | 76 | 56 | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 79 | 61 | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 81 | 66 | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 84 | 71 | 33 | 28 |
Measurements are of the garment laid flat, not of the body. Length runs from the highest point of the shoulder to the hem, and width straight across the chest one inch below the armhole. The sizes you can actually order are the ones in the dropdown above. If you are between sizes, or you want it looser, size up.
Delivery
Free to the UK and the EU, with no minimum spend. £3.95 to the rest of Europe and £8.95 to the rest of the world. We ship to more than 40 countries.
Because everything is made to order, allow 3 to 5 working days before your order leaves us. You get a tracking link the moment it ships.
If it does not fit
Get in touch and we will sort it out. Have a look at the size guide before you order if you are unsure, and remember the measurements are of the garment rather than of you.
Washing it
Machine wash cold and inside out, then tumble dry low or hang it up. Do that and the design will outlast the government that inspired it.
About Very Brexit Problems
VBP started in 2016, on the day the country voted to make itself poorer and called it sovereignty. What began as a way of coping turned into a community of hundreds of thousands of people who never stopped believing Britain belongs in Europe.
Every design starts the same way. Something absurd happens, somebody has to say so, and a shirt says it for a good deal longer than a tweet does. Mocking the con since 2016.
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