Bollocks to Brexit Unisex T-Shirt
Bollocks to Brexit Unisex T-Shirt
Bollocks to Brexit.
It started as a sticker. Then it was on placards, on the side of a bus that told the truth for a change, and on the order paper of the House of Commons, where in 2019 a Liberal Democrat conference debated whether the word bollocks was parliamentary. The word survived the debate. So did the sentiment.
Nine years of sovereignty later, the trade barriers are real, the growth is missing and the fish are no happier. The verdict on the whole project still fits in three words.
Bollocks to Brexit.
The original VBP design and the store's all-time bestseller. It says what half the country mutters at the news, and it makes an excellent gift for the friend who has been right since 2016 and is tired of saying so.
The front print is the classic bold stencil. Printed in Europe on a unisex Bella and Canvas 3001 tee using direct to garment printing that stays soft and won't crack or peel. The fabric is 100% combed and ring-spun cotton at 142 g/m² with shoulder-to-shoulder taping, side seams and a pre-shrunk regular fit that suits everyone. Available in White, Yellow, Black, Navy and Red.
Size guide
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4-94 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5-104.1 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7-114.3 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 127-134.6 |
About Very Brexit Problems
VBP started in 2016, on the day the country voted to make itself poorer and called it sovereignty. What began as a way of coping became a community of hundreds of thousands who never stopped believing Britain belongs in Europe. Every design starts the same way: something absurd happens, somebody has to say so, and a t-shirt says it longer than a tweet does. Mocking the con since 2016.
Frequently Asked Questions
Where do you ship?
We ship across the UK, Europe and worldwide. UK shipping is free on orders over £50.
How long does delivery take?
Most orders arrive within 5 to 10 business days, with a tracking link sent as soon as your order ships.
What if the size doesn't fit?
Get in touch and we'll sort it out. Check the size guide above before ordering if you're unsure.
How should I wash it?
Machine wash cold and inside out, then tumble dry low or hang to dry. The print stays sharp for years that way.
Is it ethically made?
Every item is printed to order using DTG technology on OEKO-TEX certified blanks, so nothing is mass produced and left in a warehouse.
The shirt itself
This is not a novelty shirt that goes stiff and sad after one wash. The design is printed straight into the fabric, so it stays soft and won't crack, peel or fade the way a pressed-on transfer does. The blanks are OEKO-TEX certified, tested free from harmful substances. Every shirt is printed to order rather than mass produced, so what arrives was made for you and built to outlast the project it objects to.
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