All Together Now T-Shirt | Pro-EU Rejoin Tee

Free UK and EU delivery, no minimum spend
30 day returns
Made to order, never mass produced
Machine wash cold, inside out

Made to order in the UK, EU, US or Australia, depending on where it's going.

This is combed and ring-spun cotton. Combing pulls out the short fuzzy fibres and ring spinning twists the rest into a finer, tighter yarn, so it feels softer and keeps its shape wash after wash. At 142 g/m² it is light enough to wear most of the year and a good deal more durable than anything written on the side of that bus.

All together now.

The European Union runs on 24 official languages, from Irish to Maltese, and every one of its 27 members gets its say in its own words. That is a whopping lot of translators for one meeting, and somehow the meeting still happens.

Britain stepped out of the choir in 2020. The song carried on, and our part is still there whenever we fancy singing it again.

This is the shirt for anyone who would rather be in the choir than on the touchline. It also makes a great gift for the flatmate in Lisbon, the friend in Dublin or the uncle who still talks about Europe as a holiday rather than the neighbours.

The front design sets ALL TOGETHER NOW in big brushed capitals, with a hand-painted ring of all 28 flags standing in for the O and the Union Jack at the top.

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Delivery and returns

Free to the UK and the EU, with no minimum spend. £3.95 to the rest of Europe, North America, Australia and New Zealand, and £8.95 to the rest of the world. We ship to more than 40 countries.

Everything is made to order, so most orders arrive within 3 to 7 business days. You get a tracking link the moment it ships.

You have 30 days from the day it arrives to send it back, unworn and in its packaging. Email hello@verybrexitproblems.com and we will send you the instructions. If you have simply changed your mind the return postage is yours. If it arrives damaged or it is not what you ordered, send us a photo and we will replace it or refund it at our cost, postage included.

Care and materials

Machine wash cold and inside out, then tumble dry low or hang it up. Do that and the design will outlast the government that inspired it.

Combed and ring-spun cotton, pre-shrunk and side-seamed, with shoulder-to-shoulder taping so it holds its shape. Every shirt is made to order in small numbers rather than mass produced and left in a warehouse.

About Very Brexit Problems

VBP started in 2016, on the day the country voted to make itself poorer and called it sovereignty. What began as a way of coping turned into a community of hundreds of thousands of people who never stopped believing Britain belongs in Europe.

Every design starts the same way. Something absurd happens, somebody has to say so, and a shirt says it for a good deal longer than a tweet does. Mocking the con since 2016.