We Are Family T-Shirt | Pro-EU Rejoin Tee

Free UK and EU delivery, no minimum spend
30 day returns
Made to order, never mass produced
Machine wash cold, inside out

Made to order in the UK, EU, US or Australia, depending on where it's going.

This is combed and ring-spun cotton. Combing pulls out the short fuzzy fibres and ring spinning twists the rest into a finer, tighter yarn, so it feels softer and keeps its shape wash after wash. At 142 g/m² it is light enough to wear most of the year and a good deal more durable than anything written on the side of that bus.

We are family.

Britain joined the European Economic Community on 1 January 1973 and left the European Union on 31 January 2020, a whopping 47 years later. That is nearly half a century, long enough for a whole generation to grow up thinking of Europe as the relatives over the water.

Families fall out. The good ones still keep your photo on the wall.

This is the shirt for anyone who still thinks of Europe as the family next door. It also makes a great gift for the cousin in Lyon, the friend in Kraków or the brother-in-law who moved to Málaga and never looked back.

The front design hangs all 28 flags in mismatched hand-painted frames, the Union Jack right in the middle, like photos on a grandparent's wall.

Size guide

Delivery and returns

Free to the UK and the EU, with no minimum spend. £3.95 to the rest of Europe, North America, Australia and New Zealand, and £8.95 to the rest of the world. We ship to more than 40 countries.

Everything is made to order, so most orders arrive within 3 to 7 business days. You get a tracking link the moment it ships.

You have 30 days from the day it arrives to send it back, unworn and in its packaging. Email hello@verybrexitproblems.com and we will send you the instructions. If you have simply changed your mind the return postage is yours. If it arrives damaged or it is not what you ordered, send us a photo and we will replace it or refund it at our cost, postage included.

Care and materials

Machine wash cold and inside out, then tumble dry low or hang it up. Do that and the design will outlast the government that inspired it.

Combed and ring-spun cotton, pre-shrunk and side-seamed, with shoulder-to-shoulder taping so it holds its shape. Every shirt is made to order in small numbers rather than mass produced and left in a warehouse.

About Very Brexit Problems

VBP started in 2016, on the day the country voted to make itself poorer and called it sovereignty. What began as a way of coping turned into a community of hundreds of thousands of people who never stopped believing Britain belongs in Europe.

Every design starts the same way. Something absurd happens, somebody has to say so, and a shirt says it for a good deal longer than a tweet does. Mocking the con since 2016.