Bearded man leaning on a kitchen counter in a navy Make Tea, Not War t-shirt

Make Tea, Not War Unisex T-Shirt

Navy / XS
£25.95
£25.95
Make Tea, Not War Unisex T-Shirt

Make Tea, Not War Unisex T-Shirt

£25.95
£25.95
ColourNavy
Size Size guide
In stock, made to order
Expected delivery
  • UK16 to 20 Novemberfree
  • EU16 to 20 Novemberfree
2 for £49, 3 for £69 Mix any designs you like and the price drops in your basket. No code needed, which is more than anyone managed with a trade deal.
  • Free UK and EU delivery, no minimum spend
  • 30 day returns
  • Made to order, never mass produced
  • Machine wash cold, inside out

Made to order in the UK, EU, US or Australia, depending on where it's going.

This is combed and ring-spun cotton. Combing pulls out the short fuzzy fibres and ring spinning twists the rest into a finer, tighter yarn, so it feels softer and keeps its shape wash after wash. At 142 g/m² it is light enough to wear most of the year and a good deal more durable than anything written on the side of that bus.

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Make tea, not war.

Five bombs fall down the chest and land as five round English teapots, which is the most sensible thing a bomb has ever done. Each row gets a little rounder and a little calmer until the fins turn into a lid and the whole lot is ready to brew.

It has settled more arguments than the United Nations and needs no Security Council veto. Put the kettle on and wear it to the next family row.

Size guide
Delivery and returns

Free to the UK and the EU, with no minimum spend. £3.95 to the rest of Europe, North America, Australia and New Zealand, and £8.95 to the rest of the world. We ship to more than 40 countries.

Everything is made to order, so most orders arrive within 3 to 7 business days. You get a tracking link the moment it ships.

You have 30 days from the day it arrives to send it back, unworn and in its packaging. Email hello@verybrexitproblems.com and we will send you the instructions. If you have simply changed your mind the return postage is yours. If it arrives damaged or it is not what you ordered, send us a photo and we will replace it or refund it at our cost, postage included.

Care and materials

Machine wash cold and inside out, then tumble dry low or hang it up. Do that and the design will outlast the government that inspired it.

Combed and ring-spun cotton, pre-shrunk and side-seamed, with shoulder-to-shoulder taping so it holds its shape. Every shirt is made to order in small numbers rather than mass produced and left in a warehouse.

About Very Brexit Problems

VBP started in 2016, on the day the country voted to make itself poorer and called it sovereignty. What began as a way of coping turned into a community of hundreds of thousands of people who never stopped believing Britain belongs in Europe.

Every design starts the same way. Something absurd happens, somebody has to say so, and a shirt says it for a good deal longer than a tweet does. Mocking the con since 2016.

Bearded man leaning on a kitchen counter in a navy Make Tea, Not War t-shirt
  • Bearded man leaning on a kitchen counter in a navy Make Tea, Not War t-shirt
  • Woman laughing in an allotment shed doorway in a black Make Tea, Not War t-shirt
  • Man in glasses on a seaside promenade in a black Make Tea, Not War t-shirt
  • Man at a garden gate in a white Make Tea, Not War t-shirt
  • Woman laughing by a park bandstand in a pink Make Tea, Not War t-shirt
  • Red-haired woman on a terraced street in a forest green Make Tea, Not War t-shirt
  • Navy Make Tea, Not War t-shirt, flat front view
  • Unisex t-shirt size guide showing length, width and chest measurements in inches and centimetres
  • Bearded man leaning on a kitchen counter in a navy Make Tea, Not War t-shirt
  • Woman laughing in an allotment shed doorway in a black Make Tea, Not War t-shirt
  • Man in glasses on a seaside promenade in a black Make Tea, Not War t-shirt
  • Man at a garden gate in a white Make Tea, Not War t-shirt
  • Woman laughing by a park bandstand in a pink Make Tea, Not War t-shirt
  • Red-haired woman on a terraced street in a forest green Make Tea, Not War t-shirt
  • Navy Make Tea, Not War t-shirt, flat front view
  • Unisex t-shirt size guide showing length, width and chest measurements in inches and centimetres

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What people buy alongside this one.