Proud European Unisex T-Shirt
Black Heather / S
£25.95 GBP
Sale price
£25.95 GBP
Regular price
Proud European Unisex T-Shirt
£25.95 GBP
Sale price
£25.95 GBP
Regular price
Not in spite of Brexit. Because of it.
When someone spends a decade telling you that being European is something to be quietly embarrassed about, the correct response is to wear it on your chest in the boldest possible terms. Being European was never a passport category. It was always something bigger than that, a way of looking at the world, a set of values, a reminder that cooperation tends to work out better than the alternative. None of that changed on the 23rd of June 2016.
This t-shirt is for everyone who knows exactly what they are and has no intention of pretending otherwise.
The design
The twelve gold stars of the European flag, set in a circle above the words PROUD EUROPEAN in heavy condensed capitals. There is no cleverness here and no ironic distance, just the thing itself, large enough to read from the other side of the road.
A pro-EU t-shirt that doesn't hedge
There is a very British habit of qualifying things. Of saying "well, I voted Remain, but..." and then trailing off into the middle distance. This shirt is the opposite of that sentence. No qualifiers, no small print, no apologetic cough at the end.
It works on a rejoin march. It works at a family gathering where someone is limbering up to explain that the fishing quotas were the real issue. It also works in a supermarket queue, which is where most British political statements actually get made. Available in five colours: black heather, navy, heather midnight navy, maroon and white.
Proud European or Still European?
This one is a declaration, with the twelve gold stars of the EU flag. The Still European t-shirt is a correction, for when the point you want to make is that nothing actually changed. Same politics, different tone of voice.
More for people who never got over it
Browse the rest of the Rejoin collection, or see what everyone else is buying in best sellers. If you are in a less diplomatic mood, the Resist collection is over here.
Made to order
Every VBP t-shirt is made to order. They are 100% combed and ring-spun cotton, OEKO-TEX certified, tested free from harmful substances. Pre-shrunk and side-seamed, with shoulder-to-shoulder taping and a regular unisex fit that suits everyone.
Size guide
| Size | Length (cm) | Width (cm) | Length (in) | Width (in) |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| S | 71 | 46 | 28 | 18 |
| M | 74 | 51 | 29 | 20 |
| L | 76 | 56 | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 79 | 61 | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 81 | 66 | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 84 | 71 | 33 | 28 |
Measurements are of the garment laid flat, not of the body. Length runs from the highest point of the shoulder to the hem, and width straight across the chest one inch below the armhole. The sizes you can actually order are the ones in the dropdown above. If you are between sizes, or you want it looser, size up.
Delivery
Free to the UK and the EU, with no minimum spend. £3.95 to the rest of Europe and £8.95 to the rest of the world. We ship to more than 40 countries.
Because everything is made to order, allow 3 to 5 working days before your order leaves us. You get a tracking link the moment it ships.
If it does not fit
Get in touch and we will sort it out. Have a look at the size guide before you order if you are unsure, and remember the measurements are of the garment rather than of you.
Washing it
Machine wash cold and inside out, then tumble dry low or hang it up. Do that and the design will outlast the government that inspired it.
About Very Brexit Problems
VBP started in 2016, on the day the country voted to make itself poorer and called it sovereignty. What began as a way of coping turned into a community of hundreds of thousands of people who never stopped believing Britain belongs in Europe.
Every design starts the same way. Something absurd happens, somebody has to say so, and a shirt says it for a good deal longer than a tweet does. Mocking the con since 2016.
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