I Think Therefore I Am Not a GB News Viewer Unisex T-Shirt

I think, therefore I am not a GB News viewer.

In one month of 2025, GB News paid its star presenter £97,928.40 through his company, against an estimated thirty-two hours of work. That is more for a few dozen hours in a studio than the median British worker earns in three years. The channel's core message, delivered nightly, is that the country is run by a remote and overpaid elite who hold ordinary people in contempt.

Descartes needed one sentence to establish existence. It takes about one evening of GB News to establish the opposite.

I think, therefore I am not a GB News viewer.

This is the shirt for anyone who checks a claim before repeating it. It also makes a satisfying gift for the friend whose telly you have had to wrestle back to a channel with a complaints procedure it actually answers.

The front print states the syllogism plainly. Printed in Europe on a unisex Bella and Canvas 3001 tee using direct to garment printing that stays soft and won't crack or peel. The fabric is 100% combed and ring-spun cotton at 142 g/m² with shoulder-to-shoulder taping, side seams and a pre-shrunk regular fit that suits everyone. Available in pink, yellow, white, black, navy and red.

Size guide

About Very Brexit Problems

VBP started in 2016, on the day the country voted to make itself poorer and called it sovereignty. What began as a way of coping became a community of hundreds of thousands who never stopped believing Britain belongs in Europe. Every design starts the same way: something absurd happens, somebody has to say so, and a t-shirt says it longer than a tweet does. Mocking the con since 2016.

Frequently Asked Questions

Where do you ship?
We ship across the UK, Europe and worldwide. UK shipping is free.

How long does delivery take?
We ship all orders within 3 to 5 business days, with a tracking link sent as soon as your order ships. UK delivery is free.

What if the size doesn't fit?
Get in touch and we'll sort it out. Check the size guide above before ordering if you're unsure.

How should I wash it?
Machine wash cold and inside out, then tumble dry low or hang to dry. The print stays sharp for years that way.

Is it ethically made?
Every item is printed to order using DTG technology on OEKO-TEX certified blanks, so nothing is mass produced and left in a warehouse.

The shirt itself

This is not a novelty shirt that goes stiff and sad after one wash. The design is printed straight into the fabric, so it stays soft and won't crack, peel or fade the way a pressed-on transfer does. The blanks are OEKO-TEX certified, tested free from harmful substances. Every shirt is printed to order rather than mass produced, so what arrives was made for you and built to outlast the channel.