British Care Instructions Unisex T-Shirt

The essential guide to Brit maintenance, in cotton. Strong tea, mild complaints, feelings strictly optional, and a complete inability to discuss any of this openly. This British culture statement t-shirt covers the full care and handling of a Brit — for visitors, partners, and anyone who has ever watched a nation queue in the rain and wondered why they look so satisfied.

100% combed and ring-spun cotton · 142 g/m² · Shoulder-to-shoulder taping · Side-seamed · Pre-shrunk