Bin the 5 Mill Shill Unisex T-shirt
White / S
£25.95 GBP
Sale price
£25.95 GBP
Regular price
Bin the 5 Mill Shill Unisex T-shirt
£25.95 GBP
Sale price
£25.95 GBP
Regular price
Keep Britain Tidy.
In 2024, Christopher Harborne, a Thailand-based billionaire with a 12% stake in crypto giant Tether, handed Nigel Farage £5 million. Farage didn't declare it. Weeks later he reversed his decision not to stand as an MP, won the Clacton seat, and Reform became aggressively pro-crypto. The Parliamentary Standards Commissioner is now investigating.
The man who built a career on anti-establishment outrage took £5 million from a foreign billionaire and forgot to mention it.
Keep Britain Tidy. Bin the 5 Mill Shill.
This is the shirt for anyone who has done the arithmetic. It says what needs saying without you having to say a word, which makes it a reliable gift for the friend who shouts at Question Time.
The front print keeps it simple: a public information message in the classic style, updated for the present situation. Printed in Europe on a unisex Bella and Canvas 3001 tee using direct to garment printing that stays soft and won't crack or peel. The fabric is 100% combed and ring-spun cotton at 142 g/m² with shoulder-to-shoulder taping, side seams and a pre-shrunk regular fit that suits everyone. Available in white, yellow, pink, black, navy and red.
Size guide
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4-94 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5-104.1 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7-114.3 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 127-134.6 |
About Very Brexit Problems
VBP started in 2016, on the day the country voted to make itself poorer and called it sovereignty. What began as a way of coping became a community of hundreds of thousands who never stopped believing Britain belongs in Europe. Every design starts the same way: something absurd happens, somebody has to say so, and a t-shirt says it longer than a tweet does. Mocking the con since 2016.
Frequently Asked Questions
Where do you ship?
We ship across the UK, Europe and worldwide. UK shipping is free.
How long does delivery take?
We ship all orders within 3 to 5 business days, with a tracking link sent as soon as your order ships. UK delivery is free.
What if the size doesn't fit?
Get in touch and we'll sort it out. Check the size guide above before ordering if you're unsure.
How should I wash it?
Machine wash cold and inside out, then tumble dry low or hang to dry. The print stays sharp for years that way.
Is it ethically made?
Every item is printed to order using DTG technology on OEKO-TEX certified blanks, so nothing is mass produced and left in a warehouse.
The shirt itself
This is not a novelty shirt that goes stiff and sad after one wash. The design is printed straight into the fabric, so it stays soft and won't crack, peel or fade the way a pressed-on transfer does. The blanks are OEKO-TEX certified, tested free from harmful substances. Every shirt is printed to order rather than mass produced, so what arrives was made for you and built to outlast the man on it.
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