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    <loc>https://verybrexitproblems.com/blogs/news/norfolk-95-percent-white-immigration-biggest-problem</loc>
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      <image:title>Farage and Trump have used the exact same playbook. Here are the seven moves.</image:title>
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    <loc>https://verybrexitproblems.com/blogs/news/the-full-list-of-what-brexit-took-from-britain</loc>
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      <image:title>The Full List of What Brexit Took From Britain</image:title>
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    <loc>https://verybrexitproblems.com/blogs/news/the-nigel-farage-guide-to-being-a-working-class-hero</loc>
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      <image:title>The Nigel Farage Guide to Being a Working-Class Hero</image:title>
      <image:caption>Working-class hero diagram</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://verybrexitproblems.com/blogs/news/far-right-world-tour-uk-date</loc>
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      <image:title>The Far-Right World Tour Just Lost Its UK Date</image:title>
      <image:caption>A locked border gate. The border did exactly what they always wanted. It just did it to them.</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://verybrexitproblems.com/blogs/news/the-tommy-robinson-supporters-guide-to-patriotism</loc>
    <lastmod>2026-10-03T01:37:42+03:00</lastmod>
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      <image:title>The Tommy Robinson Supporter&apos;s Guide to Patriotism</image:title>
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    <loc>https://verybrexitproblems.com/blogs/news/nigel-farage-net-worth</loc>
    <lastmod>2026-08-12T21:15:02+03:00</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Nigel Farage&apos;s net worth: five houses, a £5m gift and Bitcoin</image:title>
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    <loc>https://verybrexitproblems.com/blogs/news/is-london-safe-far-right-myth</loc>
    <lastmod>2026-10-03T01:37:43+03:00</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Is London Safe? It&apos;s Now Safer Than Every US State</image:title>
      <image:caption>A pompous clown-politician on a soapbox shouts that London is finished while a calm, sunny London carries on behind him.</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://verybrexitproblems.com/blogs/news/who-funds-reform-uk</loc>
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      <image:title>Who Funds Reform UK? The Donors Behind Farage&apos;s Party</image:title>
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    <loc>https://verybrexitproblems.com/blogs/news/ceuta-is-in-africa</loc>
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      <image:title>Ceuta Is In Africa. That Is The Whole Trick.</image:title>
      <image:caption>Map of the Strait of Gibraltar showing Ceuta as Spanish territory on the African coast, with an ID check marked on the ferry route north to Algeciras</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://verybrexitproblems.com/blogs/news/nigel-farage-reform-scandals</loc>
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      <image:title>Every Nigel Farage and Reform UK scandal: the sourced register</image:title>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://verybrexitproblems.com/blogs/news/seven-types-of-climate-denier</loc>
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      <image:title>Seven Types of Climate Denier, in a Country That Just Ran Out of Water</image:title>
      <image:caption>Seven caricatured British people standing in a row across a scorched garden of cracked earth beside an unused hosepipe, editorial illustration</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://verybrexitproblems.com/blogs/news/uneducated-guess</loc>
    <lastmod>2026-08-19T00:10:02+03:00</lastmod>
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      <image:title>An uneducated guess: how many voters with just a GCSE or less now back Reform?</image:title>
      <image:caption>A British school hall set up as a polling station, with a ballot box on an exam table and wall bars behind, editorial illustration</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://verybrexitproblems.com/blogs/news/reform-guide-making-your-life-more-shit</loc>
    <lastmod>2026-08-21T00:48:27+03:00</lastmod>
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      <image:title>The Reform guide to making your life more shit</image:title>
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    <loc>https://verybrexitproblems.com/blogs/news/gb-news-131-million-business-plan</loc>
    <lastmod>2026-10-03T01:37:43+03:00</lastmod>
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      <image:title>GB News has lost £131 million. That is the business plan.</image:title>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://verybrexitproblems.com/blogs/news/how-much-is-a-billion</loc>
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      <image:title>A millionaire has more in common with you than with a billionaire</image:title>
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    <loc>https://verybrexitproblems.com/blogs/news/nobody-is-far-right-checklist</loc>
    <lastmod>2026-09-27T15:27:50+03:00</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Nobody is far right these days. Here is the checklist anyway.</image:title>
      <image:caption>Editorial cartoon of a clipboard holding a ticked checklist on an empty table, casting an enormous looming shadow on the wall behind it, Very Brexit Problems</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://verybrexitproblems.com/blogs/news/how-elon-musk-turned-fascist</loc>
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      <image:title>How Elon Musk turned fascist</image:title>
      <image:caption>Line illustration of an enormous megaphone hanging over three small British terraced houses, captioned thirty three million people heard about your town, Very Brexit Problems</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://verybrexitproblems.com/blogs/news/why-rejoining-the-eu-is-inevitable</loc>
    <lastmod>2026-09-27T15:27:47+03:00</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Why Rejoining the EU Is Inevitable</image:title>
      <image:caption>Cartoon man on a stepladder fitting a red twelfth star into a ring of gold stars, captioned Only A Matter Of Time</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://verybrexitproblems.com/blogs/news/data-centres-built-where-there-is-no-water</loc>
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      <image:title>Britain&apos;s New Data Centres Are Being Built Where There Is Already No Water</image:title>
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    <loc>https://verybrexitproblems.com/blogs/news/every-form-permit-and-fee-brexit-added</loc>
    <lastmod>2026-09-27T15:27:54+03:00</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Every Form, Permit and Fee Brexit Added to Ordinary Life</image:title>
      <image:caption>Illustration of a long line of official forms laid end to end across a kitchen table, a British passport at one end and a dog lead at the other, labelled Nobody Voted For This</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://verybrexitproblems.com/blogs/news/how-britains-far-right-parties-collapse</loc>
    <lastmod>2026-09-27T15:27:54+03:00</lastmod>
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      <image:title>How Britain&apos;s Far-Right Parties Have Always Collapsed, From Mosley to UKIP</image:title>
      <image:caption>Illustration of four faded political posters from different decades pasted over each other on a brick wall, labelled Four Times, The Same Way</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://verybrexitproblems.com/blogs/news/seven-types-of-british-patriot</loc>
    <lastmod>2026-09-25T19:09:09+03:00</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Seven Types of British Patriot, and What Each One Actually Loves</image:title>
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    <loc>https://verybrexitproblems.com/blogs/news/the-year-the-daily-mail-backed-the-blackshirts</loc>
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      <image:title>The Year the Daily Mail Campaigned for Britain&apos;s Blackshirts</image:title>
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    <loc>https://verybrexitproblems.com/blogs/news/battle-of-cable-street-1936</loc>
    <lastmod>2026-09-27T15:27:46+03:00</lastmod>
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      <image:title>How the East End Stopped Mosley&apos;s Blackshirts at Cable Street in 1936</image:title>
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    <loc>https://verybrexitproblems.com/blogs/news/seven-signs-your-grandad-has-been-radicalised-by-facebook</loc>
    <lastmod>2026-09-20T03:37:58+03:00</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Seven Signs Your Grandad Has Been Radicalised by Facebook</image:title>
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    <loc>https://verybrexitproblems.com/blogs/news/nine-things-you-can-do-about-the-far-right</loc>
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      <image:title>Nine Things You Can Actually Do About the Far Right in Britain</image:title>
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      <image:title>What You Can Do About the Threat of AI Wiping Us Out, Ranked by Whether It Works</image:title>
      <image:caption>Ink and wash illustration of a kitchen table at night with a laptop, a calendar with Friday 13 November circled, and a data centre glowing beyond the window</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://verybrexitproblems.com/blogs/news/who-actually-owns-reform-uk</loc>
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      <image:title>Who Actually Owns Reform UK: A Field Guide to the Two Crypto Billionaires Who Bought It</image:title>
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