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Do that and the design will last considerably longer than anyone's interest in the story.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n100% combed and ring-spun cotton, pre-shrunk and side-seamed, with shoulder-to-shoulder taping so it holds its shape. The fabric is OEKO-TEX certified, which means it is tested free from harmful substances and safe against your skin. Every shirt is made to order in small numbers rather than mass produced and left in a warehouse.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nDelivery and returns\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nFree to the UK and the EU, with no minimum spend. £3.95 to the rest of Europe, North America, Australia and New Zealand, and £8.95 to the rest of the world. We ship to more than 40 countries.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nEverything is made to order, so most orders arrive within 3 to 7 business days. You get a tracking link the moment it ships.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nYou have 30 days from the day it arrives to send it back, unworn and in its packaging. Email hello@verybrexitproblems.com and we will send you the instructions. If you have simply changed your mind the return postage is yours. 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